Aug 29, 2006

心理測驗

這是有名的畫家,設計出的不可思議的圖形。仔細看這圖,會聯想起各種東西。看了這圖,你會聯想到什麼東西。(選擇一項你覺得最符合你的......)1 森林2 外國的墓地3 鬼的臉孔4 站著的人5 月球的表面

【選中 1 森林】你屬於一般型,對任何事都會以常識來判斷,而不會有非常奇怪的判斷,所以很容易就相信人,而且不會和任何人吵架,時時都處於溫和狀態,非常的好相處。在出外旅行時會遇到很多朋友,也會交新的朋友,只是偶而也會被騙,或發生被騙的事,所以要觀察後,再來往,這對你是非常重要的事。

【選中2 外國的墓地】 你是理論家,擁有極淵博的知識,及豐富的學養,但不要太招搖,所以不要在眾人面前炫耀自己擁有淵博的學識,否則會引起他人的反感,而使自己變得非常沒有人緣。你能俐落地處理每一件事情,自己的想法也能順利地表達出來。只是經常會掛著事情的黑暗面,以致於不夠明朗,這是你最大的缺點,所以要保持開朗心情,這對你是很重要的。

【選中3 鬼的臉孔】 你看起來感覺有點疲倦,似乎做什麼都感到麻煩似地,而很懶得動手去做事情,總覺得每件事都很麻煩。必須跳出這種情形,與其待著不動,首先要起來轉動,用運動或旅行來轉換情緒是不錯的打算。

【選中4 站著的人】 你很慎重,分析和觀察力的能力也很好,而且不只是觀察事情的表面,連小地方也注意到,能夠非常細心的觀察每件事情,能觀察到別人沒有注意的地方,對人關係或作事,都以行動來表現。只是你的警戒心強,所以懷疑過度容易招致誤解。你認為可以信任的人,會和他剖心相談,並希望他能瞭解你的想法,而這種方式正可以拓展你的人生,所以坦誠的與人相處,對你是非常好的方法,因此好好把握你信任的人,這是很重要的事。

【選中5 月球的表面】 你的直覺和幻想能力都很不錯。能夠注意到普通人想不到的事,你看起來比實際年齡還要年輕,喜歡熱鬧的生活,遇到不高興的事,馬上表現在臉上,而不會隱藏在內心不說出來,同時你非常有見地,對於事情的判斷也很正確,有很多的好主意,好好的把握你的優點吧!

(以上原為"wuje1106"轉寄給我的信件)
ps. 我選的是4

Re: a little something to read or do......

Originally a forwarded email message from Cherrelle:

Done this before, But here goes again. . .
(You need something with noeffort to do today)

1. FIRST NAME? yu-hua
2. YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? no
3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? n/a
4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? yes
5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH? vegetarian spicy fried noodles
6. KIDS? no
7. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? yes
8. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? yes (http://lyh0626.blogspot.com/). you are welcome to come visit it and leave comments especially on the english poems i composed and the (a-little-bit-dirty) jokes.
9. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? sometimes
10. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? yes
11. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? yes. would you like to jump with me? i won’t throw you away from me, will i?
12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? n/a
13. YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? yes
14. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? yes, always
15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? n/a
16. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? eyes, more specifically, expression in one’s eyes
17. RED OR PINK? pink
18. WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF? sentimentalism
19. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? n/a
20. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? not really. it’s all up to ‘em.
21. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES YOU ARE WEARING? khaki and no shoes
22. THE LAST THING YOU ATE? fried rice
23. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? wbgo jazz 88.3 fm, newark, new jersey
24. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? blue
25. FAVORITE SMELL? n/a
26. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my father
27. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? only if she likes me back
28. FAVORITE DRINK? green tea and mocha
29. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? basketball, tennis, volleyball and billiards/pool
30. HAIR COLOR? black
31 EYE COLOR? black
32. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY (hobbies)? too many and continuing expanding
33. FAVORITE FOOD? chinese
34. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? happy ending
35. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED. lost in translation (on dvd)
36. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? blue
37. SUMMER OR WINTER? winter
38. HUGS OR KISSES? hugs. hugs tear down all the invisible defense and make a person vulnerable (at least to me).
39. FAVORITE DESSERT? n/a
40. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? n/a
41. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? n/a
42. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? how to meet and work with spirit guides
43. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? a mouse
44. WHAT DID YOU WATCH LAST ON TV LAST NIGHT? a local political talk show in taiwan
45. FAVORITE SOUND(S)? n/a
46. THE FURTHEST YOU'VE BEEN FROM HOME? a few states on the east coast of the u.s. (i live in taiwan.)
47. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? more than one
48. WHEN WERE YOU BORN? june
49. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? taiwan

DIRECTIONS:Now, here's what you're supposed to do... and please do not spoilthe fun. Hit reply, delete my answers and type in your answers.Then send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING theperson who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lotof little known facts about those who know you... Remember to send it back to the person who sent it to you!

Aug 27, 2006

Yu-Hua’s Picks (for English Learners and Teachers)

Yu-Hua’s Picks (for English Learners and Teachers)

News TV/Radio Stations
Bloomberg: (http://www.bloomberg.com/) → “TV and Radio” → “Bloomberg Television” → “Watch Now” or
Bloomberg: (http://www.bloomberg.com/) → “TV and Radio” →“Bloomberg Radio” → “Launch Audio Player”
NY1: (http://www.ny1.com/) → “Video/Audio” → Follow the instructions below “NY1 Video On Demand” and “NY1 Live Audio” to watch NY1 video clips and listen to NY1 News Live
NJN: (http://www.njn.net/) → “Watch Online” → “watch NJN Public Television live online” or
NJN: (http://www.njn.net/) → “Listen Online” → “CLICK TO LAUNCH STREAM”
民視英語新聞/FTV English News Edition: (http://englishnews.ftv.com.tw/index.asp) → “Latest News in Video and Audio”→ Choose a date and click on it, e.g. 2006/8/25

Newspaper
Taiwan News Online: (http://www.etaiwannews.com/etn/index_en.php) → “Bilingual Learning”→ Among the pieces of news you see some with headphones on the right and some without. With headphones on the right: news with audio; without headphones on the right: news without audio

English Learning Database
財團法人語言訓練測驗中心LTTC好站介紹: (http://www.lttc.ntu.edu.tw/academics/links/index.htm) → 網站評鑑、發音、聽力、字彙、閱讀、文法、寫作、新聞英文、商業英文、科技與語言教學、其他(線上翻譯、學術英語等)
中央大學英語學習資料庫 NCU English Learning Database: (http://www.ncu.edu.tw/~wenchi/english/index.html) → Pop Songs, Magazine Articles, Films, Literature, Writing, Listening/Conversation, Children’s English, Online Reference Tools and Other Links

TOEIC TALK: (http://www.barry.com.tw/) [Yu-Hua 特別協助]

Entertainment
Jazz Radio Station
Jazz88 FM – The World’s Premier Jazz Radio Station, NYC and NJ: (http://www.wbgo.org/) → “Listen Now!”
VH1.com: Radio VH1: (http://www.vh1.com/music/radio/)
WBLS – Today’s R&B and Classic Soul 107.5: (http://www.wbls.com/)
Earth Cam – Times Square Cam: (http://www.earthcam.com/usa/newyork/timessquare/)





林育華/Lin, Yu-Hua/Monica
lyh626@hotmail.com
http://lyh0626.blogspot.com/

Barry's TOEIC Talk

Barry's TOEIC Talk

Aug 20, 2006

Windy City Club of Hsinchu

周怡秀作品集

周怡秀作品集

Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked...

Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked...
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
5. You want to see if it's like the dream.
6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
10. No one steals your chair.

Aug 16, 2006

百萬人民倒扁


百萬人民倒扁

Bon voyage/Recharge

Bon voyage/Recharge

It has nothing to do with the age.
At times you just need some change.

Find you own way of recharge.
Experience things that might be strange.

Reading a page,
strolling on a bridge,
taking a deep breath at a gorge.

Out of your entourage,
Don’t bother your rouge.

Bon voyage!

- by Lin, Yu-Hua

Aug 3, 2006

a(n) ... a day keeps ... away

an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

a garlic a day keeps everyone away.

a condom a day keeps the baby away.

a Viagra a day keeps ladies away.

a joke a day keeps the blues away.